It sure looks like a lot of you think I'm actually Lil' Kim! Nothing could be further from the truth! I'm really just an unnatractive graphic designer in Chicago. I thought it would be fun (and very transparent) to combine the following elements into a comical blog:
• Celebrity of decent renown, with an aggresive public image
• Juvenile blogisms and internet-speak
• lackluster layout and design
The number of people who think I'm Lil' Kim has taken the fun out of the project for me. It's not fun making people think they're actually communicating with someone they respect or admire. It's actually rather lame.
So, once and for all, this is NOT Lil' Kim, and I'm NOT in prison, and I probably WON'T be blogging as such as long as people think I'm actually Lil' Kim.
On a personal note, I'm happy to be leaving this behind. You see, I'm a regular contributor to a sketch comedy blog, and I NEVER capitalize my proper noun "I"'s. Also, I rarely capitalize most other proper nouns or the beginnings of sentences. I hate it. Finally I can leave that behind.
ahhh, that's better.
anyway, i think there's still comic potential in commenting on other people's blogs as lil' kim, so those of you who came here from yr comments sections will see the queen bee where content demands it.
explaining the lil kim prison blog is perhaps the lamest thing i've ever done. how lame is explaining this? so lame that i'm going to Capitalize it. oh, well. it was fun while it lasted.
PS- fun fact- i've never listened to Lil' Kim. i like hip hop just fine, but never found a reason to listen to her. and my favorite band is the animal collective. if you like lil kim, maybe you should try them?